How I successfully trolled radfem @fakerobotgamer, the 7th most hated redditor worldwide

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TL;DR Here’s the link to Anna’s defeat on storify

http://sfy.co/dfln

DISCLAIMER: I TROLL OUT OF MY OWN VOLITION. THESE ARE ONLY MY OPINIONS AND I DISCOURAGE OTHER PEOPLE FROM TROLLING.

This article has also been featured on avoiceformen.com THANK YOU AVFM!

I, the troll

Let’s get this out of the way. Online, I am a troll and a writer. I am proud of both*. As a writer I seek to research and construct the presentation of an idea. As a troll I seek to research, wear down and de-construct a target. As a writer I choose subjects that expose hypocrites. As a troll I target adult hypocrites. As a writer I seek to express clear ideas that will preemptively answer the opposition’s rebuttals & questions by frustrating them. As a troll I seek to express clear ideas and questions that will preemptively get under the opposition’s skin by offending them. As a writer I consider political correctness as optional at best. As a troll I consider political correctness obsolete. As a writer I uphold logic and values we, as a functional society should agree on. As a troll I uphold logic and no values because online, neither my target or I are part of a functional society. It’s not sick, it’s amoral; on the Internet, nobody gets offended.
But today is an exception, as a writer I have chosen to describe my trolling.
As a troll I seek to surreptitiously own the emotions of my targets as they have no conscious control over them. My target’s emotions run free like dogs with a neglectful-narcissistic owner, pooping and peeing on everybody’s property. As the neglectful-narcissistic owner avoids having control over their own “emotional dogs” I might as well put them on a leash and make them maul their owner. Why? Because the neglectful owner’s narcissism relies on others taking care of their emotions. I count on my targets getting offended, on them failing to control their emotions, on them being impulsive. I count on them not looking away from what I write. I count on them displaying/parading what I write thus promoting me, as getting offended is always an impulsive, public affair. Getting offended means my target will publicly ask people for intellectual help and will also publicly ask for me to be censored. They promote me for free because nobody gets offended in private.

My job as a troll is to caress and massage someone else’s eyes and mind with a 40 grit sandpaper glove simply because they are too narcissistic to look away from what I write. Again, it’s not sick, it’s the internet. Besides, the difference between “thorough” and “obsessive” is how offended the person is.

(*”Make sure I am not proud of what you want to shame me for” — Master Troll, Franc Hoggle )

 

Welcome to the Troll Club

If anything, there is a silent, observable behavior among trolls which translates into the following unspoken unofficial “rules” of the troll club

“Rules” of the Troll Club
*The first rule of the troll club is that you never get offended, your job is to offend people.
*Second rule is, your job is to offend people, trolls never have the “right to get offended”.
*Third rule is, if you get trolled, take the hit and shut up. If you get offended, you are not a troll.

Translation, “you take what you dish out, If it’s too hot, get the fuck out of the kitchen, don’t be a hypocrite”. Beside this, there are no written or spoken rules, anything goes on the land where religions go to die. The Internet.

 

 

The Sad State of Trolling on Twitter

The lack of rules in the “trollosphere” also has its disadvantages, namely rape threats and death threats issued by low-level trolls has only helped hypocrites like Anita Sarkeesian to be given money for free. Every screenshot of a rape threat was exchanged for donations in her now infamous kickstarter. Quite literally, every troll issuing a rape/death threat was giving Anita money. Same applies to every single SJW and radfem on social media, every rape/death threat they receive only helps them.

I impolitely disagree with those low-level trolls. I think “Twitter deserves a better kind of troll*”.

A better troll should use zero threats, zero swearing, zero sexual innuendo, just sandpaper questions for attrition. By sandpaper questions I mean questions that are logical, truthful, legitimate and almost Socratic but have been stripped from all the limitations of political correctness.They are intentionally abrasive and every time they are asked they create a raw sense of offense, then they are asked again and again, like an unrequested massage given to the target’s wide open eyes with 40 grit sandpaper gloves. They are the questions we think of asking but we never do out of political correctness in real life. A twist to these questions is that they take a statement from the target and push it to its ultimate logical consequences with all of its implications which only gets the target upset frustrated and sometimes secretly ashamed of what they said. The end result of better trolling would be that the target would not be able to parade anything the troll said as “victimhood badges of honor” because the targets own reprehensible words would put them in a bad light

Compare

BAD TROLLING
Feminist: “When I think of an MRA I think about their dick in the gutter, torn off with my teeth”
Dumb Troll: *Fuck you!+Rape threat*
Result: Feminist parades rape threats then gets $$$ +brownie points
Prestige: None

SANDPAPER TROLLING
Feminist: “When I think of an MRA I think about their dick in the gutter, torn off with my teeth”
SPTroll: “Do you enjoy their blood+sperm in your gums? Does mutilating a human being give you a sense of power? Justice? Satisfaction? Be proud…”
Result: Usually the hypocrite (AKA feminist/SJW) tries to delete their tweet
*Prestige: The whole exchange is “Storify-ed.” Even if the feminist erases it, it is kept for posterity.

**”The prestige” is also what makes your trolling better, you have to make them accountable for what they say publicly and you don’t let them erase anything. The prestige you can use is called “Storify” which is a website almost completely separate from Twitter that allows you to document everything your target says before they try to erase it. It requires a little extra multitasking but it is worth it. I suggest keeping an off-line copy in case Storify.com goes down in the near future.

Second Disclaimer: Just to be clear, I do not use racism/hate inducing material/sexual innuendo/threats/swearing as tools for trolling. Yes, I am a flawed troll, I shouldn’t have principles.
(I do swear but rarely)

Lastly, a better troll should mainly target the kind of people nobody would defend: other trolls

Second Disclaimer: Just to be clear, I do not use racism/hate inducing material/sexual innuendo/threats/swearing as tools for trolling adults only. Yes, I am a flawed troll, I shouldn’t have principles. (I  do swear, but rarely)

(*by taking a cue from Christopher Nolan’s Joker)  (**yes, another Nolan reference, I’m a proud Nolan groupie)

 

 

The difference between a target and a victim

A target has to be researched before engaging them. If they have media on Twitter and Facebook it has to be reviewed in case it is an impersonator. Red flags for impersonators usually involve: very recent account creation. Low numbers of friends/followers. Poor media available depicting themselves (few or no selfies & only photos etc)
A target has to be over the age and without clear stated indication of a mental-physical illness. People with authentic physical or mental handicaps on social media are to be ignored or briefly mocked. Actual mental patients do not generally have access to smart phones and quite honestly, going to the internet for therapy makes as much sense as fixing a hangnail with a chainsaw. Anybody can impersonate. Besides, hypocrites like Melody Hensley or Rebecca Watson already say more than enough illogical shit to troll them for.

I engage targets not “victims”.

 

Troll eats Troll

Be advised, if you are a troll seeking to troll another fellow troll you may be eaten alive. There is always a price to pay and trolling a troll implies you may lose and become the main dish. Get rid of your ego, morals and self-esteem then gag yourself with an apple* while typing just in case . Ego is a heavy anchor not worth dragging when trolling.

As a better troll I decided to start looking for an ideal target.

So I was looking for another troll that everybody knew about, someone so hated so despised that the idea of defending such universally-hated troll would only tarnish and smear their defender. What kind of nonsense would Jezebel/Salon-like sites not defend or even dare touch with a 10-foot pole? Could a racist, widely hated, genocide-enthusiast, Westboro Baptist Church-like, zealot TERF- transwoman-lesbian-radfem even exist? I really doubted someone like that would even be possible in real life. Until…

(*the apple is enough, no latex attire needed)

 

 

Meet Anna, AKA @fakerobotgamer

The 7th most hated Redditor Worldwide

Let’s say you were raised in a heavily religious background, let’s say you are upset with men, scratch that, let’s say you openly state “I hate males” & you are also lesbian transwoman lesbian. Lets say that you also spouse racism and genocide. Let’s say you actively encourage people to embrace such views and you even have subreddits dedicated to such ideologies. Let’s say that you have a well documented hateful & traceable online track record. Let’s say you apply for a job, and, when they find out about your hateful online track record they avoid hiring you (a conflict-prone person, a liability) but you try to get them fired because they are “bullying you” & you even have the gall play the victim by storify-ing them. Let’s say you regularly exercise hypocrisy by banning all dissenting opinions, words and even questions on your subreddits and you used the same hypocrisy when moderating the r/LGBT to the point you have managed to make enemies even within the r/LGBT. Let’s say you have multiple sock puppet accounts and you actively police your reddits, tumblr, twitter and other social networks just to pick up fights, on a daily basis. Let’s say that the reddit poll of the “10 most hated people on Reddit” is featured on a “little” high circulation site called the “daily dot”. Let’s say the idea is confirmed by the massive audience at the daily dot. Yes, it is unanimously decided you are the 7th most hated redditor worldwide.

Impressively hateful, isn’t it?

With this impressive online CV, @fakerobotgamer got the job. She became my chosen target.

 

 

Luring & Defeating target Anna in 3 stages

Stage 1

The Baiting of target Anna

If you want to catch bears you bait them with “bear-crack” AKA a mixture of marshmallows, sugar, dog treats & maple syrup they cannot resist.
But if you want to catch a hypocrite radfem troll what kind of bait do you use? Yes. You use “hypocrite-crack”

AKA a mixture of inflated ego, personal insult and challenge they cannot resist because they want to parade it to their audience.

To start my research, I went to her online profiles looking for evidence she was indeed a radfem and not an impersonator. The evidence checked out, I found plenty of hate and also that she has several cats and a dog. In nature, if you want to get the most vicious reaction from a female animal you threaten their cubs to distract her. In Anna’s case her pets were used to create a collage where her cats had text balloons saying they did not want to be treated like human babies and that they would rather die of parvo than living with her. (reminder, a low-level troll would have threatened her or her cats, I chose to make her catstalk the raw likely truth instead; she uses them as maternal objects because she is broken and cannot be a functional biologically viable-mentally functional transwoman mother. The “parvo” bit was just the rotten cherry on top) It appears the text balloons struck a nerve (quite wounding indeed, as I would later find out). Just like in nature, the female animal living in @fakerobotgamer/anna’s hypothalamus did not disappoint, she viciously responded on Twitter with a barrage of ragging tweets. I, on the other hand, initially responded by just “favving” her raging tweets,  just to add to her frustration.

(side note, as with most poisonous things in nature, I expected the container of her poison to be brightly colored AKA her head. But most of her selfies had been removed, hard to tell what bright color her hair is now)

Stage 2

The sandpaper questioning of target Anna

Before she responded to the bait I had been planning what raw nerves to caress & massage with 40-grit sandpaper gloves. These were the radfem traits I wanted to discuss with her, unencumbered by any politeness or political correctness

Example 
Trait
“Has a history of molestation/ sexual abuse”

Sample sandpaper question: 
“Were you molested/sexually abused & was it a family member?”

Explanation
The question is based on Socratic questioning & does not qualify as a threat at all, quite the opposite, it could be asked in a court of law if needed. It is especially grating and abrasive because according to PC dogma, we are not supposed to ask it in everyday life. Again, a better troll should use zero threats, zero swearing, zero sexual innuendo and be direct and raw. Anyways you get the idea, here is the rest of the traits shared by SJW’s and radfems. (I won’t go into sample questions for each because well, you also get the idea)

Common Traits of SJW’s
Has a history of molestation/ sexual abuse
Sexual abuse led into radicalism

Embraced feminism as a religion to cope with trauma
Has untreated PTSD+Erotomania+Delusions of persecution

Raised by single mother
Has daddy issues

Struggles with science math and STEM in general
Claims of oppression to compensate for inferiority complex

Holds a humanities degree but little or no formal scientific training
Has a tendency for public speaking more than actual work

Constantly censors language by using the word “offensive”
Expects nobody to get “offended” when making vicious comments when angry

Has a “US VS THEM” mentality
Has a history of conflictive relationships at work

Constantly displays screen-shots of “attacks” on social media
Claims is constantly at risk but has filed ZERO police reports

Stage 3

Exposing Anna’s  defeat on storify

We are at stage 3 now. The trolling of @fakerobotanna was successful and you have to read it to believe it. Anna seeks to hide her misadventure on storify as much as possible. Fortunately we were at over 1000 views at the time of this writing.

Here is where I ask you dear reader to share the storify link on Twitter, Facebook, G+, TO EXPOSE THIS RACIST, HATEFUL RADFEM

Here is the link
http://sfy.co/dfln

Thank you for reading.

 

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